A finger a New DVD, and Cream Chesses

ni bet you all are wondering what i did with those things i all happen about 3 years ago and i was messing around with this new DVD i got i was fresh out of the case man never been watch and i been wanting to this movie for a while now and for some odd reason i can't remember the name of the movie and i have not seen the movie yet how sad so here i was spining the DVD on my figure but was not moving fast because i stuck my finger in the hole and was spining so when the DVD player was all ready to play a DVD but when i try to get the DVD off my finger i would not come off and first i thougth i just need some elbow gease but that stucker was not coming off man of nothing i was pulling and pushing and like super glue to my finger and it was hurting like hell man i started to worried when my finger was turning blue i try useing soap and water did nothing it was really hurting now so i ran down stairs move like jump down stair and i grab the butter and took a hand full and rub it over my blue figure to get that think off and was not coming off so i was debeting with my self to keep trying to get the think off or cut it off and my finger was looking purple now and you did not need a DR. to know this i now right so i got these big that are for cutting down bushes and cutting off heads and stuff like that and i cut off the DVD off and i thing a little part die inside with that DVD and when i when back to the kicten i found out that the butter i used was cream chesses and i bet i would be able to get that DVD off and be able to watch that DVD and guess what i used that same cream chesses the next day so that is another day of Daramaycry